Pews Under Stress

We love having worshippers hang around after the services to talk with fellow worshippers. One difficulty we are having, however, is that some are feeling so relaxed they are sitting on the backs of the pews. This in turn is placing stress on these old pews requiring as much as $2,000 to repair. Help us to avoid such repairs by refraining from such sitting and politely speaking to anyone who is doing so.