Startling Photograph

Dear Board of Trustees of Wheaton College:

This is an inquiry into the academic program of your school. Please know that we send our students to a school such as yours to keep them from falling into strange behavior. When Josiah Cohen and Josh Ryken left our church, they were mature young men for whom we had high aspirations. And yet in two months time, we are receiving photographs such as this, which was evidently submitted by the President of Wheaton College, as though he were pleased with what is taking place. Need I add that the professor in the picture, in whose hands we thought they could most be trusted, appears to be the primary influence.

Sincerely,
D. Marion Clark