Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Why Did the Chicken...

In the interest of addressing theological concerns by the ministers of the church, I will from time to time post the pressing questions of our day. Today's question is: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Phil Ryken: This also is vanity and a striving after wind.

Paul Tripp: This is a heart issue. The chicken, in his quest for something more in life, thinks he will find fulfillment in what's across the road.

Carroll Wynne: Parents, if you would just take time to listen to the young chicken, he would tell you.

Bruce McDowell: I am recruiting people now for a short-term trip to find out and to share the gospel with the chicken.

Marion Clark: If he's not causing problems for me, he can go wherever he wants.

Jonathan Olsen: Yo! He's crossing the road to get to the game. GO PHILLIES!

4 Comments:

Blogger dori said...

Perhaps the next pressing question could be "what came first the chicken or the egg?"

8:32 PM  
Blogger M Clark said...

David Apple sent in his response: "The chicken saw his enemy the fox lying in the road, and cared for his wounds."

9:14 AM  
Blogger pduggie said...

Paul Tripp: Hear this! In my counseling experience, no chicken has ever asked me, what is ON the other side of the road in the first place!

:)

5:06 PM  
Blogger C.Brubaker said...

Really looking forward to the next installment of this new series....
( Phil should have a pretty easy time of it, based on his current answer..which should cover everything anyone might ask...for a while anyway!)

:>)

7:50 PM  

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