At the Foul Line

I saw a copy of The Bagpipe, Covenant College's student newspaper. The front page article announced the hiring of Aaron as the new chaplain. I learned that the 6' 7" guy who comes "at you like a tidal wave" is nicknamed "Porkchop" from some incident at the foul line in a basketball game. Hhmm...I'll have to look into this a little more.